Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Continents are large islands.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

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