- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

dick dick dick... frogs

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a black man? Black

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Your mother is average.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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