- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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