- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man... walks.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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