- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

The Moon Landing.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

pull my finger (farts)

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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