- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

You're a frog

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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