Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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