- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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