- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

A: Do you like it B: No

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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