Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

I'm Batman.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A Fat Kenyan

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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