- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Your mother is average.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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