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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

a jew walks out of a furnace

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

the WNBA

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

That's illegal What? Your mom

An epileptic man attends a rave.

your moms my other ride

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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