- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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