- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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