Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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