- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock knock open

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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