Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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