- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

The Moon Landing.

pull my finger (farts)

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Ain't idn't a word.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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