Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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