- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

THE GAME.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I like colin but not as much as apple

No.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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