Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Womans baksetball...

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Knock knock *open*

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

my mind's eye?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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