What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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