- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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