What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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