roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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The WPGA tour

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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