- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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