What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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