Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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HURT

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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