Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Once upon a time

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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