- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

sorry got to poo

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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