- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?