- Anti Joke

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

James Patrick Campbell