This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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