- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table