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What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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all jokes aside...

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Brain fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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