- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

7+5=12

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

If you were a cactus, why?

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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