What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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THE GAME.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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