- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

My Butthole.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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