Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How would you rule?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Pineapple.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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