- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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