My name is Harry.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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A train poops its pants.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Womans baksetball...

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Anti Joke

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