Vote this down and get DOXED

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

The lion swallowed his pride.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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