- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

I have an erection My mom!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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