- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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