- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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