A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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