A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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i just pooped that is all!

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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I can count to potato.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Anti Joke

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