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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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human centipede

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Women's Professional _________

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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