- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Gun Control

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Church.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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