Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Justin Bieber.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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