Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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