What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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