What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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