- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

I woke up today

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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