why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

dyslexic's Untie

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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