Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Kefka > Sephiroth

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

boobs.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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