- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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