- Anti Joke

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.