- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

You idiot.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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