Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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banana

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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