What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Your face is hilarious.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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