- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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