- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

My three children are three big mistakes.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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