- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?