- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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