What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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I can count to potato.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Women's rights.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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