What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Dakota Fanning

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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