What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

no really what are ur names?

charlie sheen

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Do u take sugar?

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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