Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What the hell are you doing?

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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This is a joke.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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KONY 2012

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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