Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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